Posts Tagged With: Music

Nobody Cares About Drummers

Nobody Cares

–That I had such a busy day, I had no time to post. I was thinking about saying how “Nobody Cares” about Joe Biden’s hotel bill for one night in Paris was $580.000…but I got to thinking about what Bill O’Reilly might say, and it would have been a nasty blog.

So, here’s something I got from Kim Komando’s site that it really good. Being an x-drummer myself, I can tell how really difficult this all is. But the ending is so incredible…you have to see it to believe it.

They are the Top Secret Drummers from Edinburgh, and my god, are they good.

Enjoy!

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Nobody’s Email: O…M….G….

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I’m taking it easy this weekend….

So, here’s just a bit of joy, this boy will be BORED with piano by the time he’s ten.

Incredible.

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Nobody’s Email: The REAL Spirit of Christmas

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Going shopping? I wish I’d been at THIS mall to hear THIS flash mob. These people not only have fantastic voices, you can tell by the looks on their faces that they are filled with God’s grace…just look at those faces.

This one got me very misty eyed…

ENJOY! (And thank amfortas)

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Nobody’s Email: STAYIN’ ALIVE!

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Okay…we have only FOUR more days until we go vote in the most important election in our lifetime.

So, Let’s start down the road with this wonderful remix of Stayin’ Alive and Rita Hayworth!

(You’re welcome boys)

In New York, In New Jersey, where YOU live, where I live, it’s all about STAYIN’ ALIVE and keeping America from disappearing into a second term watching Obama throw America down a black hole of despair forever.  THINK POSITIVE!

And besides…I LOVE the old dancers!

ENJOY!

(Thanks to Pattie)

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Nobody Flashes Paul Ryan’s Girl

Nobody Flashes

Paul Ryan has a fan who wanted to show her appreciation to Paul Ryan for his “fiscal” knowledge…I really enjoyed this one, because I used to sing this in a band way back when, and I had a lot of fun with it.  I am regretting YouTube being invented too late for ME to give this girl some competition!

I can’t help but thank this girl for just having too much California fun! Not to mention there is a good shot of Ryan’s hard-worked abs. (Yes, the girls get some eye candy.)

Enjoy!

(Thanks to amfortas)

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Nobody Flashes a Sunday Morning Song…

Nobody Flashes

Here’s one of my favorite songs from a woman I always thought was eons ahead of Joan Baez in every respect. The lyrics to this song… just kill me.

I can STILL sing most every song that Joni Mitchell ever wrote.

She was…and remains, an original.

Enjoy!

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Madonna: Stripping for the President

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Thank goodness somebody finally settled the question on EVERYBODY’s mind: Obama is a Muslim. Madonna said so, and he didn’t deny it.

Madonna has declared that the reason we should celebrate is because Obama is black, a Muslim, and finally America can find hope and be thankful, that….all those Republican Blacks like Martin Luther King, did not die in vain. Madonna says that if Obama is elected she is going to strip naked for the world! Oh…happy day! Uh…you did that once before honey…Nobody suggests you spare us again.

Hopefully, Madonna will move to Mecca where she can be welcomed with open arms…where she can be stripped, raped, and killed with rocks as they do in those  wonderful Muslim countries to women like her.And uh…what happened to her Jewish Kabbala religion that she was so excited about?

Did the Jews kick her out?

Madonna has done her share of Christian bashing, and God Knows, now that Obama’s name is tattooed on her butt, Obama can blame her if he loses.

Many people are saying that the reason we are being attacked on 9/11 is because Obama was bragging about how he killed bin Laden. I’d put Madonna threatening to strip naked as another reason billions of Muslims will go on another rampage…making both of them our highest National Security Risks.

Obama said today at the UN some insane thing that no nation that puts Islam down should …what was the word….I can’t find the quote now..they’ve quickly taken it down, but it was another “America must never take against the Holy Allah.” stupid thing.

Well, here goes: Allah can kiss Madonna’s not- so- sweet ass. The whole Muslim nation is a nation of slavery, and the fact that Madonna, Obama, Hillary, and just about everyone in the democratic party supports them, is beyond sensible.

So Nobody Says, in her own vernacular which she so enjoys. “Fuck you Madonna.”  You’re not that important.

Hope she gets that! I am pretty sure, she will understand it.

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To Honor This Infamous Day in Tax History….

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To honor this infamous day in the history of the biggest tax increase in a nation’s history, (Obamacare upheld by the Supreme Court) I give you…

The perfect song…with a few added words by George Harrison.

Go ahead…sing along.

Also, remember, these two men George Harrison and Eric Clapton married the SAME woman, and here they were still playing guitar like old friends, after they both remarried.

Makes you wonder doesn’t it?

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Barack Obama, Who’s Your Daddy? Who’s Your Mama?

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I love it when the country singers put their little guitar pickin’ fingers to good use…

This video is worth watching…simply because, it has a picture of Michelle that is downright scary. Really. I wouldn’t lie to you. Try to flash it out of you mind…I’m having trouble with that. Anyway…

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Floyd)

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Bob Dylan & Diaphragms

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Once in a while I take out a book from my library, and give it a look. I have over 7,000 books that I have collected through the years, mostly from sales at libraries ( where you could get a good hardback for 50 cents) and somewhere long ago, I had bought a book on Bob Dylan.

Like most baby boomers, I was obsessed with Dylan…bought all his records, marveled at his words. And when I became a singer myself, if my voice was not what I wanted it to be, I used the excuse “Well look, Bob Dylan can’t sing either and look how rich he got!”

Okay, that’s pretty lame..but it worked.

I’m reading the newly release book about Steve Jobs and found out that he had a two- year fling with Joan Baez mainly because Jobs was a Dylan freak too, and was thrilled to know that he was bedding the same woman that Bob Dylan had so long ago. As if, he was the same genius level as Bob.

You know…great minds think alike.

Years later I remember being completely disgusted when I saw my old idol Bob Dylan sitting next to Bill Clinton who was bombing Kosovo at the time (and killing many innocents by sheer misses) while he gave Bob Dylan the Congressional Honor Award.

Hypocrite I thought. What’s your “Masters of War” mean to me now?

Such is fame and ego.

So anyway, I opened up my old book this morning, only to find a flyer with the “Information on the use of the Diaphragm.” and I remember having used one after I was trying to get off the pill because of the horrors that the pill  was doing to my body.

I found sticking a big rubber thing up inside me rather annoying, so I didn’t use it for long. The fact that I kept the instructions hidden in a Bob Dylan book seems rather…funny to me now. (I put it back for my own historical reasons)

My doctor at the time laughed when I told him about getting one, and he told me the Diaphragm had been invented to keep camels from getting pregnant on the long voyages through the desert.  So the “men” decided to make diaphragms for the stupid women who couldn’t remember to take their pills.

Is that why they invented “the patch?” Stupid women can’t remember anything? Or was this a matter of trust? Probably both.

And so, somehow Nobody Thinks the dead Muslim woman are safe…BECAUSE….

Just how many Muslim women are using the old camel Diaphragms?

 Nobody Cares, but Nobody Wonders. 

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