Obama made an appearance today, and granted the permission for a hand-picked reporter to ask him the question about the fact that the government is collecting all our data, including internet, phone, email, and financial information. And with his usual wide-eyed, I am innocent look on his face proceeded to say…pretty much this:
“Uh..well you weren’t suppose to find out about this, because it was TOP SECRET and by the way, I had nothing to do with this: Congress has approved it, I didn’t do anything about this, and we looked over it, and we are NOT reading your emails, we are just collecting them, for the safety of America, and really, my job is to protect the American people (Like he protected the men in Benghazi) and trust us, this stuff had been going on for a long time, and so you don’t have to worry about it. Nobody wants to read your stuff.”
Yeah…right.
We should trust the NSA, just like we trusted the IRS.
And if you believe anything Obama says anymore, than I have the biggest shark ever caught on record to sell you residing in my basement, as a reminder to us all—-the humongous appetite, just one shark can have. I’d say there’s more than one cell phone in that baby.
Watching a bad video is about as uncomfortable to me as having to wash hockey uniforms. And I watched both this stinkers this week.
Kanye West, the rich guy who has China slaves make his Nike’s, is complaining that the rich blacks are the New Slaves. I want to know how he got this video played all over the world. Paul McCartney, he’s not.
But first: Let’s take a look at our Gestapo IRS, trying to pass as a white man’s dance group:
We won’t discuss the fact that the IRS is comprised of 99% union Obama lovers, and we recently found out that they are now working for the slave master who everyone KNOWS ordered them to target all his enemies…and for that, the master gives them nice perks…like being able to take wonderful vacations, and make really stupid videos, that WE pay for.
The U.S. Internal Revenue Service spent about $50 million on 220 conferences for employees from 2010 to 2012, according to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
The cost of the agency’s conferences was released today by the committee, which is holding a hearing on the subject June 6. In one case, the IRS spent $4 million for an Anaheim, California, conference in 2010, where some stayed in rooms costing $1,500 to $3,500 a night and $135,000 was paid to outside speakers, including $17,000 for a lecture on “leadership through art.”
The General Services Administration was the subject of similar scrutiny last year for money it paid for employee conferences, including $823,000 on a Las Vegas event featuring a clown, a mind reader and a $75,000 bicycle building exercise. Some details of the Anaheim event were already known. The Star Trek video became public earlier this year, as did a parody of the 1960s television show “Gilligan’s Island.” The dance party video, which shows employees being instructed in line dancing ahead of the conference, was released by the House Ways and Means Committee on May 31.
First they rip us off, steal our money, and THEN make us watch them dance. Even Putin would not order such torture.
And then there’s Kanye: You don’t have to know much about music to know–this isn’t a music video. It’s a political hack job, used to incite riots in the black communities. The words are really stupid, but I did like one line: (see words here) He complains that they give him contracts even though they know the “nigger don’t read.”
Hey…I’m just quoting him. He’s blaming them for the fact that he can’t read.
Kanye actually starts singing at 3.07. OMG….Where are the Temptations when you need them?
So whose video wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The IRS. Even though, professionally speaking, they pay Kanye big bucks to ‘sing’ and he is so incredible bad at it, you have to wonder WHY he’s a star…the IRS does fifty times the damage that Kanye does. The IRS can’t dance, and I wish to God Kanye would learn how to sing. If Kanye’s a slave, then I sure would like to be one.
So Congratulation IRS! You win the Nobody’s Perfectaward for the week.
This video is proof that we need to pass a flat tax and put them all out to rest…for good.
Last week I posted a sports humor video and got lots of hits on it, so I can take a hint: Lighten up Joyanna, it’s Friday!
So, here is another great moment in sports: Titus is not out of diapers yet, and already a star. You will be amazed at how good this kid is, but who wouldn’t be with the whole family having so much fun?
Samsung is getting lots of complaints that this ad is sexist. Frankly, I don’t see how. I have SEEN men when they decide to take over the women chores. They do it in half the time, and they do it quicker, mostly so they can go back to watching TV. Pretty much like this guy. Any women with half a brain should never compete with a man when it comes to “who does it better?”
Do men act clueless? Was Bill Cosby right? They pretend they don’t know how to fold clothes?
Of course, they did make this guy look pretty disgusting….so in all fairness they should do with the girl, sitting in front of the TV, in old ugly flannel pajama’s painting her toenails, and talking on the cellphone, and then when he puts an update into her, she immediately builds a back porch, puts in a swimming pool, gets the old car running, mows the lawn, fixes the kids bikes, and then takes out the trash, all the while barbecuing next week’s dinners.
While America is being downsized from full-time jobs to lots of part-time jobs because of Obamacare, the great Kathleen Sebelius, head of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has big plans to help her government workers, lose weight, and save the planet at the same time—
Because we all know, government workers are fat, fat, fat.
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services says it wants as many as 20 percent of its workers to “telework,” use an “alternative work schedule,” or do both, in order to “reduce green house gas emissions,” decrease “employee stress,” and give these government workers more time for “planning and preparing healthy meals.”
An “alternative work schedule,” according to the federal Office of Personnel Management means having “flexible work schedules and compressed work schedules.” A compressed work schedule means putting the 80 hours of work required in a two-week government pay period into less than 10 work days.
“This goal is in concert with implementation of the HHS Strategic Sustainability Performance Plan (SSPP) prepared under Executive Order (EO) 13514, which requires HHS to reduce green house gas (GHG) emissions by technological, programmatic and behavioral changes,” says the HHS strategic plan.
So, Kathleen thinks that if she keeps those woman at home, they are going to cook themselves wonderful meals? And it’s been ordered by the President that she do so?
Really?
The goal here is to let all the single moms stay home and cook delicious meal for themselves because EVERYONE knows, when you are at home, the last thing you want to do is hop in your car and go get a big Mac, with fries and a chocolate milkshake. No, what you really want to do is eat a spinach salad. And since you are not getting in and out of your car polluting the planet with all your sweat from walking around the parking lot at that government building which is so huge, you have to walk fifteen minutes just to get to your office, you are also going to be getting off your computer chair at home, and getting on that treadmill you have in your basement because you now…want to exercise.
You have to wonder…what social engineering guru thought this up and in what Think Tank?
I just spent the last ten minutes searching for a Chris Matthews video, in which he admits that Obama is responsible for all that has happened, and I thought it was such a remarkable moment coming from a man who has been so completely clueless for most of his adult life, I wanted to celebrate his rude awakening, even if it will only last a few minutes.
But…because Chris Matthews will now be coming out probably by tomorrow claiming that Hillary Clinton should be the next President, I’m going to go with this nobody cop from Portland.
He gave up the chase of some law-breaker to save the life of a mother duck and her babies.
The Portland Officer gets the Nobody’s Fool award for the week!
We have plenty lawbreakers in the world, and not nearly enough ducks.
When the social engineers get together, they have visions of a future where ALL the money is at the top. So, they have to figure out how to house the millions that are going to be coming across the border to fill up the cities, because these people are going to be working as dish washers for the rich, for the rest of their lives…at the bottom. Housing prices being what they are in New York— it presents a problem.
The great Michael Bloomberg has come up with a solution: it’s called the Mini Unit. Basically…it’s a dog house.
A dog house where a big gulp would create a disaster, because the space is so small if you spilled it on your bed, your TV would fry.
It got to be tough to be an elite. They all share so much guilt. They have mansions on every shore, in every nation, and darn it, they want to help stuff that little guy into the city. After all, according to the masters of the universe, they have to deal with global warming whether the rest of the planet wants to believe in it or not. So the answer is: get those people stuffed into the cities. Get them out of the John Wayne wide open country, where they can own acres of their own land, and own cows that fart.
Which is why the United States keeps buying up all the land it can afford, along with Ted Turner. Seed clouds and cause floods, start fires, manipulate the weather…anything to get those people with all those lovely suburban homes..to move. It’s a hard job, but somebody got to do it so save the planet.
The object is to get everyone BACK…into the cities, and make it a very hip thing to do!
Japan has got us beat in this market. Since they have all those people stuffed into that little island, they came up with the answer: The Japanese Mini apartment. It has just enough room for you to lay down and sleep. After all, work is your main priority in life, so why does the Japanese man or woman need a garden, or even a kitchen? All they need to do is work. In the U.S. they are making sure you have enough room to watch TV. Because TV is important. How else are you going to know what you are suppose to think about? Besides, most of us are three times the size of the Japanese who eat nothing but fish.
Well, somebody has goofed in this marketing project to stuff all of humanity into little dog houses, because in the latest issue of Psychology Today I came upon an article which contained a few important facts about why people don’t want to live in the city. I truly hope this doesn’t get out:
1. Higher buildings have a negative effect on the way we handle the daily grind. In evolutionary terms, we don’t like to be in a lot of tall buildings because we dislike enclosed spaces because they made it difficult for our ancestors to spot threats. (Nope, you can’t see that politicians coming at you when you live on the 85th floor.)
2. Nobody likes everything looking the same. A varied landscape may help create a sense of exploration, discovery, and engagement. (In other words, put everyone in the same cubicle, that will stop them from thinking about how we are going to be making them all even dumber.)
3. Nature is known to have a calming effect on the mind. More greenery may help people regain focus after a frenetic day. (Right, after work, go take a walk down the block, and maybe you’ll see a potted palm in the lobby of the Trump Hotel)
Do you see where this will be taking humanity?
You see, living in the city isn’t what it’s carved up to be. It’s the reason the whole nation moved out to the suburbs. We happen to be animals…and love nature. I swear to god, the REAL reason I never became the first Madonna is because when I went out to Los Angles to make it famous, I just HAD to leave. Finding a tree in Los Angles is like trying to find a Christian in Mecca. Fame and fortune were not worth depriving myself of years of my beloved trees.
We grew up around nature. You would think the rich elites would understand that it’s important to our nature to all live in small towns, where we can feel as one with our land. Just ask Ted Turner. He owns land in nine states, and most of the state of Utah, where he manages to furnish it all with all the wildlife he can muster.
People are not allowed.
The future social engineers want us all to move back into the city, and they are working hard to make everyone “gay” and “single” so that, they have a nation of lonely idiots feeling really lucky to be a part of the collective hive. And so…voila! The NYC Mini Unit is being promoted by Michael Bloomberg as the future of New York.
And what IS the future of New York?
It will no longer be called the Big Apple. Nope, in the future it will be known as Bloomberg’s Mini-nut farm. And he will STILL be there as head nut.
There is a pattern in all liberal politicians. When caught breaking the law, they are taught to just deny, delay, and ignore. All they have to do is say, “I don’t know, it wasn’t my fault, I wasn’t there, I was not told, I had nothing to do with it, I never met that person…etc.” and nobody puts them away.
It’s time all these liberal lawyers turned politicians start getting fired for “not” knowing anything. They are being PAID to know.
Here’s an old video where Hillary swears she does not remember a “slum lord” from Chicago. Obviously Bill and Hillary both know this guy. How many times did Bill Clinton say, “I don’t know” during his impeachment testimony?
I remember Hillary being questioned about Travelgate, where she said “I don’t remember” about 50 millions times. But– I simply cannot find that video. So, start paying attention to how much they all don’t know. It’s gets them off the hook every single time, and our Congress should stop excepting it as an answer.
Hillary and Obama ‘didn’t know that Benghazi was not about the video. In that case, here’s a suggestion:
