I don’t know if it’s the heat, but I am just so bored of this whole election thing I could scream like a wild monkey on a hot pavement. I am so tired of hearing Obama is down, Mitt is down—the polls says this: the polls say that–Mitt needs new people, yada yada, yada…
I’m tired of John McCain. I’m tired of Hillary Clinton. I want new faces, fresh ideas… I want a whole new Congress…and people in hell want ice water.
If the voting was held tomorrow, I think an awful lot of people might just stay home. The news of Obama is SO bad, it’s only human to want to turn it off. What is even worse, is listening to Obama’s people come out and say what a MARVELOUS job he has been doing.
Right…they never mention that Obama was in charge when Moody downgraded the United States for the first time in her HISTORY!
Or so he claims. Lately he is starting to look like he is applying white stuff to his face…He’s starting to look like Michael Jackson. He’s already convinced the black folks he is black so now he needs to look more white to get a few more white votes.
Get some sun Mr. ‘President.’
And it’s not just the conservatives suffering. I think back on when Clinton was President and how miserable I was having to watch him on TV for eight years. The liberals had to watch Bush on TV, for eight years. Now the conservatives are being tortured…again..and it gets worse every single time.
It’s like ping-pong torture. When are we going to get a President that EVERYBODY can like? Is that too much to ask before I die? How many more eight years have I got? Just another four more years of Obama, in my lifetime would seem more like 60.
Time is NOT on our side.
I found myself so bored with the whole mess tonight, that I dug out a book called “Durations” by Stuart A. Sandow, so excuse me if I let off some steam…
For instance it takes—–
60 days: That’s how long it takes for a golden hamster to reach sexual maturity. It’s taken Bill Clinton 60 years—and we’re not sure he’s hit it yet. Bill Maher is right behind him in that department.
1 hour: For a dehumidifier to remove a pint of water from a room. It takes only 1 hour for “President” Obama to suck 16 billion dollars of the taxpayers’ money out of us, and he has been known to do it in mere seconds when on Air Force One, with a single stroke of his twenty pens.
14 years: For the average American child to witness 18 thousand violent killings on television. If they play videos, add a few 100 million violent killings onto that. If you live in Chicago…You know how to kill in your sleep by the time you are 4 and a half.
4 yearsfor light to travel from the nearest star to Earth. It’s also every four years that the American has to go vote for the lesser of the two evils for President: and there IS no light that comes from that moment: Whatever starlight we see goes down a black hole of the U.S. Government, and that hole is getting bigger.
20 seconds: For male chimpanzees to reach climax after initiating sexual relations. Once again, Nobody Thinks of Bill Clinton and Bill Maher. Add Charlie Sheen to that. You know they all hang out together.
24 seconds: Which is the period of time an NBA team has to shoot after gaining possession of the ball, 4 seconds more than the chimpanzee climax. Interesting to think about…don’t you think? I see the correlation…you might not.
2.5 seconds: For an adult to verify a negative sentence as true or false. Think about this the next time you see a politician dodge a true or false question.
24 hours: For the Pentagon to destroy ten to fourteen tons of “secrets” in its basement shredder. That’s the same amount of time it takes the Obama administration to release Pentagon ”secrets ” to the world.
It also takes—
24 hours: For a supernova a to release as much energy as the sun produces in a billion years. This is no match for the hot air that comes out of all the elites on the planet, which IF we could harness…all our energy problems would be solved forever.
And my personal favorite time is—
Maybe we should have 3 Presidents! A liberal, a Rhino, and a one who gets to represent the people. He could be the deciding vote. Hey, Obama hates the Constitution…I’m all gain. Come on…I know we all love the Constitution, but what good is it when the President becomes a dictator and
NOBODY STOPS HIM? !
(Sorry…it’s still hot outside, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)
3 days is also the average time between birth and postnatal depression, so that means that in just about three days…I’m going to regret writing this.