SOME People, Grow Up!

Nobody Reports

I have never seen one episode of Two and a Half Men. I once watched about three minutes of it, and Charlie Sheen said something very stupid, and that was about all I needed. Now— the young man who played the kid, Angus Jones, has grown up to become a Seventh Day Adventist, and is advising everyone not to watch it, because, it is crap.

So, why is EVERYONE attacking him now? He was making money off of crap.

How many people in Hollywood are making money off of crap? In that vein, how many ‘people’ in the world are making money off of selling crap? What did Jesus say? If you are guiltless…then who among you can cast the first stone?

Prostitutes of capitalism confess. You made money off of selling us Pamela Anderson running on the beach in a red bathing suit. You made money off of cotton candy. Let’s not forget the millions of people who bought cigarettes and died of cancer. I could argue my public education was so crappy, I to this day, have trouble with spelling. Crap. Crap. It’s everywhere.

But we are free to pick and choose…are we not? So far. They haven’t chipped Two and a Half Men to be downloaded into our brains…yet.

Frankly, Nobody Thinks if some of our politicians would come to a camera and say, “Hey, all these people up here are liars and they are ruining your life”…even though he was making millions, it would be a start. This Nobody would consider his worthiness for another term.

Good for Angus. Stating the obvious. Not too many do.

Nobody’s Perfect No. One: Steve Jobs Gives Good Advice

Nobody’s Perfect

Although, it’s the Nobody’s Perfect day and I have already picked my candidate for tonight, I couldn’t help but put this up. It’s got some real common sense lessons about life. I have received many really good video’s lately in the mail, and I know time is precious to most of us, so I’ll only post the long ones I think are worth watching.

Enjoy.

If I Were A Rich Man…La, de, da..

Nobody Flashes

Someone in South Florida just built this special Pirates of the Caribbean theater. If you know him, tell him to call me. Okay, If I were a rich man, I would build this same thing in 3-D. It costs $2.5 million dollars. All it needs is Johnny. And for an extra treat, included is a Pirate Bar. And probably wenches. And popcorn. Okay. The Pirates of the Caribbean was my favorite ride at Disneyworld. What does that mean? Go ahead, and explain.

 

The 12th Imam VS The Freemasons:Get Your Tickets Here!

Nobody Wins: Here’s an interesting twist to a subject that I just can’t help but noticing– if you haven’t already seen the film that is being shown all over the world, called, “The Coming is Near” in which it is predicted that the 12th Imam is coming back to take over the world…then you can take a view of it here. While you may find it boring through the beginning…(I did) fast forward it towards the end (around 23 min.) when you start seeing the pictures of our past Presidents. The video talks mostly about the Freemasons wanting to take over the world.

First

Gee…I didn’t know there were so many masons…did you? ALL the western world’s leaders are going to secret rituals and saving the widow’s son? If that’s true…than Obama better look into it…he is being left out.

 Many of us in America have read and are familiar with a “secret” society of Freemasons…through books, movies, and family members— but I thought it particularly strange, that an Iranian propaganda movie made for people in the Middle East, assume that Muslims are even be familiar with the concepts of Freemasons. Over here, people hardly give them any thought. Ask a young person in America if he knows any Freemasons and he will think it’s some kind of rock band.

 

At this same time this week, The History Channel presented a two-hour special on Freemasons, and I found the coincidental timing of these two media presentations almost suspicious.

 

There is no doubt that the powerful leaders of the Western world have secret meetings and keep most of their plans from the “little” people, but The History Channel’s conclusion was that the Freemasons are not powerful at all…just a boy’s club of good guys.

 

Frankly, that worries me almost as much as the video from Iran. I don’t think that sensational video of “The Coming is Near” was made for the people over there, I think it was propaganda made to be seen by the little nobodies…over here.

 

Basically they are telling us..‘Your leaders are in an evil plot to take over the world.” And there is a lot of truth to that. But, guess what? I’ll take our evil leaders over their evil leaders any day of the week.

 

For one thing, our malls are not ready for the swarming of black Burke’s‘. High heels are all the rage.

 I don’t even want to think about this, but I find you must think of all angles: There could have been American people on our side who helped with this video.We have got plenty of idiots over here helping with the riots in the Middle East. It wouldn’t be the first time in history….people make lots of money off war.

Second

 

The famous symbol of the Freemasons with the compass and the anvil, and the G (representing God) in the middle is supposed to mean for all Masons to :”circumscribe their desires and keep their passions within due bounds toward all mankind.”

(Well, that leaves Bill Clinton out.)

  

Something tells me we are going to need some hammers in that symbol, the compass is just not cutting it. Maybe we should just put them all the Freemasons in the Coliseum in Rome, and tell them to fix it. Then we’ll tell the Muslims waiting for the 12th Imam that he is going to rise up out of the bottom of the Coliseum and save the world. And while they wait for him…we can go back to our lives, and watch more documentaries on the History Channel about how the Templar’s were very rich men, and some of them were gay, and Washington D.C. is under the sign of Virgo because even politicians like virgins, and Bill Clinton is a 33 Master Mason, and the seeing eye goes back to Isis, and Obama is REALLY the 13th Iman…and…if you see the numbers 22, and 1111 be sure the eye is talking to you…and Lindsey Lohan is going to become a Mason…and take over the world…and Skull and Bones is really just a sleazy bar in Oxford, and I can’t get enough of this stuff…can you?

 

And THAT’s why they mentioned it, I’m sure.  Also…check out the nun..in the video.  That’s a clue right there that there’s something else here that’s meets the eye….

 

Oh yes, the eye is on our dollar! And it’s…closing…now…wait…it’s disappearing…..it’s falling down that oil well…quick…grab it!.

Decadant Dictators

Nobody Wins: The Muslims in the Middle East like to attack the West’s decadence and capitalism..so tell me, how come their leaders, love to buy so many…decadent things?

Gaddafi’s son, Saif-al-Islam has a million-dollar beautiful mansion in London, and who knows where else?

 

It’s said by many that his dad is worth over 600 billion dollars.

 

And then there’s Teodorin Obiang…the agricultural minister of Equatorial Guinea. His salary is $6,799 dollars a year. His little country is the third largest producer of oil in Africa.

 

He has a 35 million dollar mansion in Malibu, a 33 million dollar jet, and is building a super yacht worth 380 million dollars. Poor Teodorin is only worth, according to Forbes, $600 million dollars.

 

He needs to catch up. How about a house in the Hamptons?

 

What do dictators in the Middle East all have in common? Oil. They take the majority of the profits…their people live on less than a dollar-a-day, and the US sends them billions every year for access to it.

 

Can anyone tell me WHY?

 

Condoleezza Rice once said that Teodorin Obiang was “a good friend.” I hate to say this: but we should wonder why we have so many billionaire and millionaires in our Congress. And also why they are willing to spend up to a billion of their own money just to get in a job that at its highest only pays, $400,000?

 

If Michael Moore wants some National Treasure, he needs to look no further than Pennsylvania Ave.

WHO Are We Stimulating?

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night:

While I was listening to some woman today, talking at one of the many union meetings, I was thinking about this email. She was upset that her unemployment ran out. I guess those stimulus dollars just didn’t get to her. Many are still shouting “Where’s the Beef?” Maybe they should be saying, “Where’s the stimulus?” Where oh where did it go?

 

I got this email early last week…I think whoever wrote this is even more of a cynic than this nobody. I hope he keeps it up…I need the competition. (no, well..)  

Email of the week: Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:

 

 Q: What is an economic stimulus format?

 A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.

Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?

A: Only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: But, isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

 A: Shut up.

 

Below is helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus checks wisely:

 

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* If you spend it on gasoline the money will go to the Arabs.

*If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China.

*If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

*If you purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan.

*If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

 

INSTEAD…keep the money in America by:

1. Spending it at yard sales..or

2. Going to ball games…or

3. Spending it on prostitutes..or

4. Beer…or

5. Tattoos.

 

These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.

Conclusion: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day! No need to thank me, I’m just glad to be of help.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)