Nobody Knows: Boxing, Matthews, Ricin, Affleck, Internet Taxes

Nobody Knows

Terrorist or Boxing Brain Dead?

Nobody wants to know: Where were the tears from Obama, when he described how cold and heartless it was to place a bomb right at the feet of an innocent 8-year-old boy in Boston? After Sandy Hook, Obama was tearing up so much, people were handing his teleprompter Kleenex’s’. But this attack, left only a pretend to wipe of the corner of the eye.

Nobody Knows if it’s because only three people were killed, or because they did NOT use guns.  And the guns they did have were illegal. Or more likely, they weren’t wearing NRA tee-shirts.

The democrats are having a very hard time trying to reconcile the fact that once again we were attacked by Muslim terrorists. The spin control experts went into full “let’s water that down” mode, and called it a ‘religious’ problem. You know…just like the Christians? No difference here.

For the last few days, the poor liberals are having the most frustrating time trying to find out what in the world caused these two normal Porsche driving, dope smoking, regular college boys to want to commit a horrible crime?

And one found the answer: It was Boxing.  (via The Right Scoop)

Could the amateur boxing career of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the deceased suspect in last week’s Boston Marathon bombings, have had a role in the massacre? That’s a question leading brain researchers at Boston University’s School of Medicine hope medical examiners look into when they perform an autopsy of the 26-year-old who was killed during a firefight with law enforcement officials early Friday morning.

Nobody Knows if boxing can be blamed for the two brothers shooting a cop in the head so they could get his gun, only to find out, they couldn’t get it out of his holster. But I think we can safely say that there might have been some logical damage in the brain department there.

And speaking of brain damage:

Brain damage or liberal?

Chris Matthews is upset too. He just can’t figure out, and cannot comprehend, how two young American boys, who were going to college in Boston, driving around in Mercedes, could possibly do such a thing:

CLINT VAN ZANDT, FBI PROFILER: No, it’s really coming together. I mean, there’s — as terrible as this case is and was, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of heavy lifting. We’ve got the two primary individuals. It’s obvious that they had hands on the devices. The pieces we don’t have, Chris, are where was their inspiration? Where did they get the guidance? Who taught them how to build the bombs? Where did they build them? These are a lot of questions.

MATTHEWS: Why is that important? Why is that important to — is that important to prosecuting? I mean, what difference does it make why they did it if they did it? I’m being tough here. But I don’t know whether, when you look at all this evidence –

What difference does it make how anyone gets killed said Hillary Clinton.  Didn’t Hillary say the exact same thing about the poor dead guys in Benghazi? It makes no difference how anybody dies. They’re just dead. Don’t judge. It’s all the same.

Can we assume both Hillary and Matthews have been boxing?

Boxing at the Justice Department:

On the other hand, Nobody Knows how the Justice Department made the big mistake, of arresting the wrong guy in last week’s Ricin scare:

During a court hearing yesterday, lawyers for Curtis contended that he had been framed and pointed investigators toward James Everett Dutschke, a 41-year-old Tupelo man with whom Curtis has feuded. Like Curtis, Dutschke is a martial arts expert, a musician, and a Mensa member.

So…we are to believe that a person with a high IQ sent the letters to the President actually thinking that logically, in this day and age, Obama would personally open it, and thereby die?

SURE we are! He’s a Republican. They had the wrong guy, obviously.

(Nobody Knows how much boxing is going on at the workout gyms of the Justice Department, but Nobody suspects a LOT. )

And speaking of the wrong guy.

Boxing at the movies:

Ben Affleck is helping out the new globalization redistribution project:

Oscar winner Ben Affleck is joining in the effort to promote the Live Below the Line poverty-awareness and fundraising campaign, according to published reports.

The anti-poverty campaign challenges those who sign up to live on $1.50 a day for food and drink for five days.

The figure is derived from the World Bank’s definition of extreme poverty. About 1.4 billion of the world’s 7 billion people live on less than $1.50 a day, according to the charity’s

So Ben is going to live on $1.50 a day…how? Will he park his limo in McDonald’s?

The real cause of poverty: Hint: it’s not boxing.

Nobody Knows it: but I suspect that after the internet taxes kick in, we will all have to learn how to live on $1.50.

Senate bill S.336, the Marketplace Fairness Act of 2013, would address the longstanding issue of the online sales tax.  The Washington Post has a good rundown that outlines in simple terms the issues pertaining to the bill:

To start, collecting taxes online in every state can be a technical nightmare for many smaller companies.  The technical issues in mapping all the appropriate state and local taxes to their proper destinations can be complex and cumbersome for retailers that aren’t necessarily equipped with all the technical resources of larger companies.  It would also require changes from many states and localities. Obama has indicated that he supports the bill, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.

White House spokesman Jay Carney says the Senate bill would level the playing field for small businesses and brick-and-mortar retailers that are undercut by online companies.

Nobody Knows how “level” that playing field is now, but right now, it’s the big companies that always win. What this really means is that the divide between the rich and the poor is only going to get bigger.

We might all have to take up boxing to survive.

Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…

Nobody Wins

Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)

First: Let’s talk about how they set this up.

Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.

BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.

“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.

“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.

“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.

“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”

BIG SPLAT.

Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.

Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars?  Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.

“What can we all do to improve the State Department?” They all replied:  MORE MONEY!

What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her.  Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.

Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.

Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.

This is pretty much what Hillary said:

You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything.  And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.

BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I)  want to make some real money out of this.  And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever.  And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.

And she has a point. Who was fired after 9.11? Nobody.

It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi,  I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.

“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”

Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.

That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.

So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.

Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.

Like just one—

“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up.  Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. “

 

American Nation Suffers From Gullibleitis: No Cure

 

Nobody Cares

Call me Ms Gullible. Ever since I was a kid, I retained an innocence that borders almost on severe stupidity. I only had one brother who was two years older, and as everyone who has EVER been the butt of jokes of an older brother knows…. you are left standing with,  ”I can’t believe he did that!” feeling of horror on your face too many times to EVER grow up with a sense of trust on just about anything.

Your parents can be the most loving parents in the universe, but if you have a fun-loving brother whose main purpose in life is to succeed as the favorite child, you are doomed.

One time my older brother and cousin Corky, told me to go to the end of the sewer tunnel, and they swore that they would NOT light those firecrackers— I trusted them.

I didn’t hear for 2 week.

These “Let’s fool little sis!” jokes went on for years, until one day, when I was fourteen, and a 19-year-old girl wanted to know if my brother really was the cousin of Elvis and if he really was 19…I told her flat-out: Nope…he was only fourteen, and Elvis didn’t even know he existed.

There is still a hole in the bedroom door where my 14-year-old brother put his fist because, I was on the other side.

SO…because I was a victim of an older brother’s imaginative hours of entertainment, I’m a hard woman to dupe. And I have to ask you? How could millions of people believe that some football player had a girlfriend that he was in love with, and he had never met her?

A football player in his prime NOT having sex? That’s about as rare as getting a tax return the next day.

How could millions of people believe that Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Roger Clemens weren’t using something to make them superhuman? Because they SAID so?

How could millions believe that Lance Armstrong, a man who hardly ever lost a race, was not ‘doping’ even though many were accusing him of it? What did he do? He ATTACKED them! He learned that from being friends with the Clintons.

How could half the country believe that Obama is NOT a Marxist when he has announced his plans to fundamentally change America?

Nobody is still wondering how everyone can still believe that the Clinton’s, two of the most notorious liars in American history—should be held in the highest esteem.

“I did NOT have sex., or rape, or sell military hardware to China, or kill Ron Brown, or lie to a grand jury…or…” I mean, just how gullible are we?

Did the older brothers of the world just lose their ability to teach the younger siblings about life?

Nobody Wonders: I know how gullible I have been in my lifetime, and I have learned from my own stupidity.

So…Why…are so many people still so gullible?

BECAUSE…

Some people will do anything to stay at the top. The rewards are many. The means justifies the ends.

Some people…just won’t. I still remain, after all the years of countless lies and tricks..honest.

But that doesn’t mean they have to remain gullible and stupid does it?

My brother did a fine job educating me on the various ways a human can lie and cheat..to get ahead. And I should thank him for it. I don’t think I would have the enquiring mind I have today if not for him.

Maybe I can get him to write a book….and title it: “The REAL reason Lance Armstrong Got Away With it.” I’m sure he knows just how he pulled it off.

Why should Lance make all the money?

 

 

Hillary is building Mosques…In Cairo.

Nobody Reports

So, now we find out that Obama is sending money (via Hillary) to Cairo to build Mosques and then put computers in them so that they can have more tools to use against us.

Can anyone impeach this Muslim egomaniac before he destroys us all?

Meantime, the people in New York and New Jersey–those who lost everything…are being harassed…by their own government.

What country is this? Where is the outrage? Where?

And why isn’t our House of Representatives stopping this?