Nobody’s Perfect: James Clapper VS Barack Obama

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have Obama VS the National Intelligence Director, James Clapper: Who is the biggest liar?

As you can see by the video, on March 12, 2013, James Clapper was pretty sure that the NSA had never spied or gathered Intelligence on American citizens. Of course, we all just found out that was a big, fat, lie.

It’s not the first time he sort of ‘missed the boat.”

From Wikipedia:

March 2011, Clapper was heard at the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services and commented on the 2011 Libyan civil war saying that “over the longer term” Gaddafi “will prevail.”  During the same hearing he was also questioned when he neglected to list Iran and North Korea among the nuclear powers that might pose a threat to the United States.

While teaching at Georgetown, Clapper was officially nominated by President George W. Bush to be Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence on 29 January 2007. Clapper was confirmed by the United States Senate on 11 April 2007.^[17] He was only the second person to hold this position, which oversees and provides policy, program, and budgetary guidance to the defense intelligence agencies—DIA, NGA, the National Security Agency (NSA), and the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO)—and also works closely with the Director of National Intelligence (DNI).

So, if ANYBODY would know about what was going on, it would be James Clapper, and he lied to Congress. And nothing whatsoever happened to him for lying. Which means, Clapper is NOT afraid of Congress, and why should he be? He’s probably knows all the secrets about every one of them. He probably knows where Lindsey Graham keeps his underwear. I bet half of them left town that day.

And then we have Obama. Again.

I found the video below on Youtube, and it presents just about a dozen or more lies, and that’s just about one subject: Obamacare.

Just ONE subject. Think of all the other lies he tells.

So, who’s the biggest liar?

Professionally speaking: James Clapper is just doing what he is told, but that still doesn’t make him as brave as the young Edward Snowden who made a fool out of him. Clapper for all his metals, is a coward.

Obama wins, but you have to wonder if Clapper was thinking of Hitler….who once said:

“The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.”

Nobody thinks: Comparing Clapper’s lie to Obama’s great mountain of lies, is like comparing a sand dune in Daytona Beach to Mt. Everest. in the words of too many sports commentators: NO CONTEST. I usually congratulate the winner of the Nobody’s Perfect VS contest, but I refuse to encourage a lying beast of such magnitude.

(PS.: Whoever made this video had way too much fun!)

Dictator 101: How to go around the Constitution

Nobody Reports

President Clinton did this: He went around Congress by giving the Commerce Department the power to transfer many of our military secrets to China. Before that, China was 40 years behind us in the nuclear race. Now they can nuke any American city thanks to Bill Clinton.

That was high treason. They impeached him for the wrong reason. Looking back, the Monica scandal might have just been the cover up for the real crime.

And Obama, as we are seeing today with the Benghazi scandal, IRS, and tapping of the phones of the press…is just like Clinton. He has been doing gun running in Mexico, and the middle East. He went into Libya without Congressional consent.

And now, he is grabbing complete control of our schools.  According to Stanley Kurtz, this is how he did it:

From Spreading the Wealth

One: Instead of asking Congress to appropriate money in support of your new education policy, thereby provoking public discussion of the issue, insert the funding for your key education initiative in a massive stimulus package, passed rapidly with virtually no debate even on economic policy, much less education. That is precisely how President Obama procured the $4.35 billion to be used solely at the Department of Education’s discretion for his Race to the Top Initiative.

Two: Now that you’ve got a huge pile of money free from congressional constraints and even public debate, use it as a lure to move the country’s education system toward a federally controlled curriculum. Make the willingness to adopt a national Common Crone a ritual condition of receiving Race to the Top grants, even before the standards and curriculum before finalized.

Three: Orchestrate the creation of a national curriculum and standards fro the White House while denying central control. Recruit publicly unaccountable groups like the National Governors Association to sponsor the project. Bring in the massively wealthy Gates Foundation for funding add supervisor. Obama is making cash strapped states an offer they can’t refuse. So they “volunteer” for the program.

Education is Constitutionally in the hands of the states. What Obama is doing deserves impeachment.

Will they impeach him for his many crimes?

Don’t count on it. But, if you have children in school, you will have to keep close watch on what they are learning.

The Nobodies Win!

Nobody Wins!

Despite the constant coverage of the Boston Marathon bombing, the nobodies of America actually won in Congress today. Obama’s dreams of disarming Americans was put on hold:

This from the Washington Times:

President Obama angrily blamed the defeat Wednesday of his centerpiece gun-control proposal on lies spread by the National Rifle Association, calling it “a pretty shameful day for Washington.”

“The gun lobby and its allies willfully lied about the bill,” Mr. Obama said in the White House rose garden about 90 minutes after the vote. “It came down to politics.”

Who lied about this bill Mr. President?

And while he was extremely angry for having lost even after having to ‘share’ his Air Force One with all those grieving families, and putting them up for photo-lops, he did say something that rang true:

” You’ve got to send the right people to Washington,” he told voters. “That requires strength and it requires persistence. I see this as just Round One. Sooner or later, we are going to get this right.”

And the gun-owning voters say: “Yes sir! We DO need to send the right people to Washington. If you think Round One was hard, wait until you get to Round Two, Mr. ‘President.’ We are stocking up. Spreading the word. Getting ready.”

For once, the people put the fear into some elected democrats.

And that’s always a good day.

 

Nobody’s Email: RAPED, SHAFTED, AND SCREWED…

Nobody Gets Email:

Something tells me this clever little letter has been around for awhile, but its the first time I’ve seen it. I have no clue who wrote it, but really…short, sweet, and right on target!

Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)

*************

Old Employee Notice!

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above, on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and Screwed as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who  have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance.)

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I. L.)

PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising costs of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

 

Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…

Nobody Wins

Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)

First: Let’s talk about how they set this up.

Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.

BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.

“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.

“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.

“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.

“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”

BIG SPLAT.

Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.

Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars?  Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.

“What can we all do to improve the State Department?” They all replied:  MORE MONEY!

What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her.  Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.

Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.

Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.

This is pretty much what Hillary said:

You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything.  And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.

BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I)  want to make some real money out of this.  And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever.  And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.

And she has a point. Who was fired after 9.11? Nobody.

It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi,  I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.

“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”

Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.

That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.

So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.

Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.

Like just one—

“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up.  Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. “

 

Chris Christie: Where’s the Pork?

Nobody Wonders

You have to wonder…how in the world can Chris Christie complain about not getting his Sandy relief? Didn’t he come out, and desert the Republicans right before the election? Didn’t he act like Obama had come to SAVE New Jersey? Didn’t he act as if God himself had landed his chariot on the soil of New Jersey, and assure Chris Christie that he was President, and he came and DID garantee, that there would be no more red tape, Chris Christie was going to get ALL the help he needed. So let it be written…so let it be done.

Where was the ‘help’ Obama promised?

Why isn’t he lashing out at ‘President’ Obama? Why isn’t he mentioning that Obama just passed higher taxes on everyone, and that INCLUDES the people who lost their homes in Sandy?

The few last remaining men and women working for the people, have a problem with signing the Sandy funds, and I can’t blame them.

Republican Representative Darrell Issa had this to say about the spending initiatives in the Hurricane Sandy relief bill:

“Your two senators packed this with pork. They had the opportunity to have a $27 to $30 billion dollar legit relief packages, packed it with pork, then dared us not to vote for it.” This include a $150 million in funding for Alaskan fisheries. The bill would also have reportedly increased spending food insurance, and  in $336 million in Amtrak expenses and $2 million in taxpayer funds to repair a room on one of the Smithsonian buildings in Washington D.C.. The publication also reports that the Super Storm Sandy relief legislation also includes $8 million to purchase new vehicles for federal agencies. A total of $4 million for repairs to the Kennedy Space Center were also added to the disaster relief bill.

Really? If the Congress really cared about the American people, they would have immediately passed a bill for Sandy relief, packed with nothing in it, but relief for Sandy victims. Untill there is a bill passed that says they can never load bills with pork, this stuff will happened again and again. Tell me WHY they need money for the Kennedy Space Center when it’s been closed down?

And we all know, they love the fact that they can fill bills with pork, it’s the easiest way for them to get their hands on the money.

So…the DEMOCRATS have released the horrible cry on every single channel:

“THEY ARE MEAN AND VICIOUS AND HURTING THE CHILDREN, and thos poor people! OMG..THE REPUBLICANS!”

And two Republicans, Christ Christie and Peter King are outraged that John Boehner didn’t give them money.

And why should he? One of the reasons Obama got elected was because the second favorite son of the Republican Party deserted them in their hour of need, and yes, it IS politics. Despite what Christie said, he knew exactly what he was doing, and it is all about politics.

John Boehner and Obama both managed to leave Washington without doing much of anything besides helping to destroy America more.   Obama gpt money for his rum dealers, his algae subsidies, his Hollywood buddies so he can make more propaganda films, and then he hopped on Air Force One and went back to Hawaii without even signing the bill that everyone “slaved” over. Spending now, $7 million for his vacation.

Boehner went home without calling a vote on Sandy relief.

BUT….the stock market…continues to soar and Nobody Knows why.

The Speaker: Simon Says….Cave In

Nobody’s Opinion

Every hour, you get the update: Obama will not move, he will tax the rich or ELSE— Boehner says Obama will not come to the table. We are going off the fiscal cliff–

We watch and listen while the guys making big bucks say, “Well then GO OVER the cliff and let them own it!” Easy for them to say…none of THEM are going anywhere but to their Cayman bank accounts.

Stalemate, checkmate, Do not pass Go, and by the way…you just landed on Boardwalk and I have hotels…

I tend to agree with the people who say it’s all kabuki theater, or more akin to a Charles Dickens rerun at Uncle Scrooge’s mansion; because everyone knows, we are going to get slammed with big taxes next year–all of us that are WORKING.

It doesn’t matter what Boehner or Obama do—both are working for the same goals: amnesty, higher taxes, keep the stocks up, and then get the hell out of dodge. Talk, talk, talk, talk, and spend, spend, and while you’re at it, sell off a few assets…like the Grand Canyon.

Wait…the Clintons already did that.

I’m having trouble even listening to Boehner talk a good game. He sure sounds believable. He’s a regular Gingrich with a puppy dog face. Gingrich was the same way–back in 1994, when the Republicans got control of the house for the first time in forty years, Gingrich was God, with his “Contract with America.” He really inspired the tea party members of his day, only to stab them all in the back.

You never heard about it, but, that’s just what Gingrich did. You see, the Speaker of the House controls all the cards in that house. Back in 1994, a group of freshman representatives called a meeting to hold Gingrich’s feet to his own contract, because Gingrich was caving into Clinton on most of the very contract that he wrote himself! Then he got them in a room, and made it known to them all, that if they continued to pursue the issues, they would all find themselves back home next election. It was  threat…and some of them were so disgusted they quit after their term.

And guess who is still around?   

Boehner is doing the same thing. Right after the election Boehner said the tea party was dead.

Well..not quite, he had a few left to get rid of:

Boehner caught the wrath of the right this week after he and fellow GOP leaders, including Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan, purged four fiscally conservative representatives from the Financial Services Committee and the Budget Committee. Rep. David Scheweikert (R-AZ), Walter Jones (R-NC), Justin Amash (R-MI), and Tim Huelskamp (R-KS) were all booted from their positions on the committees.

Some of those booted are in shock and would like to know what  “crimes were committed” by those removed from their posts.

The Speaker said that this had absolutely nothing to do with conservative ideology and specifically referenced “voting patterns.” “There may be more folks that will be targeted … we’re watching all your votes.”

Gee…he’s WATCHING all your votes? Sounds like something Obama would say. Maybe John should take up basketball instead of watching the votes. Let the men represent their states John…go play golf.

“America faces a very serious problem. And our goal is to make sure it gets solved. We have a debt problem that is out of control. We’ve got to cut spending and I believe that it’s appropriate to put revenues on the table.”

READ HIS LIPS—spending won’t be cut.

AND…every hour we hear from all the pundits on cable— Will Hillary run? Eric Holder? Rubio? Nobody will beat Hillary…yadada…

It’s as if they want you to accept that you’re screwed until the next election, and hey…just accept it.

America has no hope unless these entrenched criminal elite leader from both parties are thrown out…but nothing short of a Mayan doomsday prophesy is going to accomplices that.

I’m just sayin…”Please Mister Scrooge…can I keep some of my bread..plesase?”

Nobody’s Email: Governor LaPage’s Suggestions..

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s one I got last week. It’s about a no-nonsense governor of Maine, Paul LaPage, who Nobody wishes would got more media time.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

THE LAW IS THE LAW!

I really love this one.

This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! HERE IS WHAT Governor LaPage said:

“THE LAW IS THE LAW So “if” the US government determines that it is against the law for the words “under God” to be on our money, then, so be it.  And “if” that same government decides that the “Ten Commandments” are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.  I say, “so be it,” because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen I say, “so be it,” because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public’s best interests at heart.

BUT, he said, “YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I’D LIKE? Since we can’t pray to God, can’t Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don’t believe Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I’d like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it’s just another day. I’d like the” US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays.” After all, it’s just another day.

I’d like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the “Christmas Break.” After all it’s just another day.

I’m thinking a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter.

It shouldn’t cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be “politically correct.”

In fact…. I think our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God….) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day….” What do you all think????

If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the “minority opinions” and begin, once again, to represent the “majority” of ALL of the American people. SO BE IT……….. Please Dear Lord, Give us the help needed to keep you in our country! ‘Amen’ and ‘Amen’ Touché!

If this gets around the country a few times, perhaps we will see a better day!

Nobody’s Email: Congress’s New Programs…RAPE, SHAFT, SCREW, AIDS, HERPES….

Nobody Gets Email

I liked this one, it’s very clever.  It seems simple..but trust me on this: Whoever wrote this has watched the government for a long…loooooooooooong time. Anyone know? Anyway..Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Older employment notice!

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early)

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress for the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination.)

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

Nobody’s Fool: Charles Krauthammer

Nobody’s Fool

While we all go down into the cesspool of Obama’s history, there are people still shouting and crying as we now quickly boil. This man, may sometimes make mistakes, but on this subject, he is right. The republican party is going down. Obama is out to get rid of them once and for all.

And the Rhino’s, will go right along with it.

Will anyone in Congress care?

Nope. Congress is just a place now, where rich men can get RICHER!

Nowhere else do we have more millionaires in one place than in Congress, where if you get in, you win the lottery for life!

And now…watch Obama’s billion dollar Hawaii vacation! To be followed by Michelle’s million dollar vacations…

But..at least we have Charles as an outlet to our anger…right? Feel any better?

I know. I don’t either.