Missouri Cops: Don’t Mess With Them.

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Here in Missouri, the cops like to get their man–especially if he is lying paralysed flat on his face, down next to the highway, and can’t move.

They HAD to keep this young boy from–I guess, rolling onto the highway, (Yes, that’s what they said. Most people would have called an ambulance) or maybe getting their doughnuts out of their hands…so they did what any cop would do…they tasered  him 19 times!

It seems, six or seven was not enough.

While Nobody is quite sure how a young boy of sixteen, ended up ‘falling’ from a concrete overpass…while stone sober, but needless to say: IF you are going to commit suicide in Missouri, be sure you do it somewhere where the local cops can’t come and taser you, because you’re still alive. This kid is not talking, and I don’t blame him. I’d take the secret to my grave.

Really. I’m not leaving my house.

This must be the new Obama plan for keeping our cops safe, from dangerous paralyzed comatose citizens.

Taser till you see the whites of their eyes.

(Thanks to amfortas who gets an Nobody’s Award for Keeping me informed about stuff happening in my own state.)

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