Me:…..Okay, real short. I went looking at cars tonight, and my god…they all look alike. Really. I don’t care if it’s a Honda, Toyota, Ford, GM, whatEVER..row upon row of neat little sedans, made of boring colors. Gray, brown, dark grey, metallic gray, bobo gray, hissy gray, bore you again gray….. It’s as if the rich want to stand out. All the poor people have to drive boring gray cars that all look alike. Once in a while they throw in black and red just to make you think.
Now, I can tell you what I DIDN’T see tonight…These cars: They only make good designs for the rich people. The days of the sporty poor man’s Mustangs and Firebirds…are OVER.
Now everyone drives their grandmother’s car.
I mean REALLY. My grandmother had a pink caddallic…what is wrong with these “designers.”
Maybe I should just get an old truck and paint a dragon on the side.