Bill Maher, thinks America is stupid. What can we say to him?
1. It takes one to know one. 2. You may be right, we may be crazy, you’re proof. 3. You may be right because you think Obama is bright and so do too many others. 4. Your poor mother…can we send her something?
The one thing you can say about Bill Maher, is: that arrogant, I’m a genius, I’m clever, and everyone else on the planet is stupid is NOT an act. I think, it’s the real deal. And how sad it is, that he doesn’t even know that WE all know he needs a laugh track, because the only thing he says that is funny is…well, I can’t remember ever laughing at him. And he’s ugly to boot. You could land a small plane on his nose.
He hates Sarah Palin, and I think Sarah ought to take him on. Warm up on him, challenge him to a conversation about anything. Or Allen West. In a way, I feel sorry for the guy. If he ever walked into a bar in Texas, he might not walk out, along with another fellow we’ve all come to know…
Nobody’s Perfect: Weiner. I need say no more. The wiener word has been brought back into the America vocabulary. What was once a noun spouted by high school boys approaching puberty, is being pronounced by the most elite journalists in the land. Bill Maher, the biggest weiner on TV, thanks you.
And speaking of wieners…
Nobody’s Fool: The Rock star Bono is getting a much needed complaint from his fans. The next time he performs in concert, there will be protestors who are pretty mad about this rich guy wanting to spend taxpayers money to help the poor, but is moving his own band and his publishing business out of Ireland so as not having to pay the taxes. Oh, did you know his band is the richest in the world? I have NO idea why. Frankly, I wish he’d take Bill Maher with him. It’s another case of the rich don’t have to play by the same rules.
Nobody Cares: How many of us care that they want to outlaw Horse-drawn carriages in New York? Hey…ME! They say the whole romantic “take a ride through the park” is outdated. It’s just not as modern as hiring a man to “run” you on a rickshaw through the streets. No doubt the rickshaw guys are union. Given the choice, would you take the rickshaw or the carriage ride? Would you rather be with a horse in front of you, or a man if someone tried to rob you? I’m just saying..
And speaking of New York…
Nobody Knows what Sarah Palin and Donald Trump talked about during their Pizza session in the big city. She came away with good things to say about him, and he said he might get back in the race. If you remember, I suggested a Trump/Palin ticket, or Palin/Trump ticket, and it sounds like Sarah is realizing that the Republicans Party won’t have either of them. (Took her long enough to figure that out.) We might be looking at an independent ticket here because, we all know that ..
Nobody Wins if Mitt Romney is elected. He will keep Obamacare, and he will pass the carbon taxes.
“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that. It’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.”
In fact he will do all that he is told to continue the one party globalization plans going. And speaking of globalization..
Nobody Remembers The First Charter of Virginia. Yes, King James of England said, in 1606, I’ll give anyone who want to go to America, the money, and also give you all the land:
For the space of 50 English miles all along the said coasts of Virginian and America toward the east and northeast or toward the north as the coast lies, together with all the islands within 100 miles, directly over against the said seacoast: and also all the lands, woods, soils, grounds, havens, ports, rivers, mines, minerals, marshes, waters, fishings, commodities and hereditaments, whatsoever from the same 50 miles every way on the seacoast…etc..
Uh…what a guy! I’d LOVE for someone to give me a river!
Well you get the jest. All they had to do was send him 15% of all the gold, silver, and copper they mined. That was a pretty good deal. I suggest another Charter, where our Congress gives us our land back, and our freedoms back, and we’ll dish in 15% flat tax of what we make. And this brings me to the subject of land.
Nobody Wonders: The big argument in the world is that the Jews should give back the land of their ancestors. The Jews are once again being prosecuted, with our President leading the way. Glenn Beck couldn’t stop crying last week with the thought of the Jews being exterminated. I thought they were going to have to cart him off in a gurney…And you have to wonder, what does he know that we don’t?
Nobody Thinks: A lot….if you ask me, but then again, according to Bill Maher, I’m stupid. Too stupid to even watch him.
And that’s an ignorance I can be proud of.